Classified Ads

[HoRNy Rico]

I was surfing through some classified ads in my area and found these interesting ones...

[HoRNy Rico]

looking for nice well-groomed MEN. IM a FULL-FIRGUED SEXY CHUBBY CROSSDRESSER who enjoy pleasing men, im DRUG AND DISEASE FREE so fellas be the same. 420 ok

DO NOT EMAIL ME IF YOU DONT HAVE A PICTURE, also remember dat BIG GIRLS RIDE BETTER...a tall top, big cock black man is a big +
Location: DwnTwn
Poster's age: 35

[HoRNy Rico]

I am a white woman five feet tall 305# thick. I am looking for a friend possible more. Im not looking just to "hook up" so if thats what your about sorry.

[HoRNy Rico]

55 year old, married, very short, very fat, DDD woman with impotent husband seeking a single caucasian straight male 25 to 45 for a "longterm" friends with benefits arrangement.
You should be available at least two weekend afternoon/evenings per month.
No swingers.
No one night stands.
A photo is a must.

[HoRNy Rico]

I like:
combat boots.
richard dawkins.
rainy days.
miller high life.
world war II history.
cynical assholes.
ministry.
full metal jacket.
older guys.
intelligence.
unicorns.
thai food.
h.p. lovecraft.
tattoos.
mitch hedburg.
water signs.
humor.

no hippies, burn outs, junkies or hipsters (white belts are gross!).
looking for casual relationship.
maybe some beer.
possible phonesex.
sorry boys no one nighters.

my picture for yours. (p.s. i have a blue mohawk and 13 tattoos. can't handle it step aside, thanks)

[HoRNy Rico]

I'm a down-to-earth, positive and outgoing woman. I'm not really looking for anything heavy just seeing what's out there. send me a message and a pic and we can chat more.

[HoRNy Rico]

Ukrainian, born in Russia, 30years old. Looking for a serious relationship with intelligent, educated, stable man in the age 30-50, who likes sports, music, dining out and who is open to the Russian culture.
Alina

[HoRNy Rico]

Ok, does anyone know how to take care of their drama without it effecting everyone they encounter. I am 28, 5'7 150 brown hair and blue eyes. Single, no kids. I am drama free, I dealt with my ex's and their drama, now just looking for someone sweet, caring, honest, and someone looking for a long term friendship or maybe more.

[HoRNy Rico]

I'm searching for a man with heart, personality, manners, respect, and who is caring and considerate. Also looking for someone NOT into head games. Why is it so hard to find someone like this?

[HoRNy Rico]

Hello,

I am a playful, friendly and genuinely happy little cutie with a warped mind and sense of humor! I am 38 and I like getting totally whacked on powder and talking or playing games that are fun.

I look very classy, hold myself very well, and I'm sure your mother would love me!

I'm looking for highly intellectual individuals who share my love of the world of odd and lots of party favors!

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